13 Guiding Humanity For Better Tomorrow? I Think Not

All this "I wanna help mankind and lead people" is making me sick to my stomach! Tuna, you are not fooling anyone. You had a chance to prove us, haters, wrong since two-thousand-fucking-ten. All do you is daydream about being so significant to our modern-day society who actually haven't done shit to make our world a better place. Either get your lazy junkie-ass up and start volunteering in homeless shelters or shut the fuck up, already. I will never listen to you, I will never support your dreams, and most of all, I will never, ever, take you seriously. You are the female version of William Hung. And guess what? Hollywood uses him as a joke for people like you: Untalented losers who thinks they got it all. Get over yourself. You are nothing. Get a job as a porn star or just go away. Your career is finished. That being said, let's move the fuck on!

Here is teary story of woe-is-me. This is quite unique because Tuna tries to be subtle here. It's obvious she's comparing her trials and tribulations to Jesus Christ:

FUCK YOU, bitch. You ain't shit and your pain will live in vain because no one gives a fuck, so grow up and move on.

Holy shit, dude! What kind of drugs was she on?! In the first paragraph, Tuna was kind enough to explain to us what Tila Army is. Of course, she wants to persuade the world her playhouse is very positive and the "cult" members and its leader supports one another. As long as I've been keeping track, the little soldiers are either fake personalities belonging to Tuna herself, or getting kicked out of her silly cult for expressing concerns. Obviously, Tuna wants enablers, not supporters. If you want to know the real nature of Army of Idiots as the haters like to call them, click here, otherwise, to be straightforward, Tuna exploits her small fanbase to attack anyone, usually with status, if they wrote or say anything negative about her.

In the second paragraph, Tuna talks about acquiring fame (though infamy is the politically correct term here) for the purpose of having a voice to impact our world. What's sad about this delusion is the fact you don't need a voice to make an impact. I'm pretty sure Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Teresa, and Rosa Parks did not have a voice but actually did something that made the world notice. So what does this tell us, folks? Action speaks louder than words! Anyone can type, "oh, I wanna help mankind". In my opinion, Tuna is a bad person who will do anything so long it benefits her in some ways. Frankly, I am relieved to know no adoption agency will accept her application so bitch, go right ahead and brag about finishing up your adoption procedures!

Well, what did you expect? She's a narcissist. Somehow, this reminded me of her Ti-Lun entry. If she's so special, then why does she fail at everything? Shit, she couldn't even win the best celebrity sex tape for 2012!

First of all, Tuna needs to realize the Illuminati has no interest in keeping her mouth shut when there are plenty of websites exposing the Illuminati as it is. Secondly, it's not that she's worried they may come back, she apparently forgotten of stating she will never speak about them ever again. Funny she deleted that wall post. Anyways, did anyone believed her words? Tuna just feels left out on this whole conspiracy thing and the only way to make herself feel wanted or important is to think she's a victim of MK-Ultra. Sounds to me Hollywood is not offering her jobs. It explains her constant trolling.

Oh, wow. I think she got a visit from this grammar nazi queen, Muffy, sometime last week! God, I'm jelis!!!!!! Is she still a nanny and pursuing her college degree in psychology, Tuna?

I'm a person who is not obsessed with grammar and acknowledge my writing structure is a mediocre at its best. I can live with that. I ain't no fucking Vladimir Nabokov. So therefore, I feel it is really not my place to criticize on this department. However, for someone who can't use apostrophes correctly and boast about excelling in "big words" but unable to demonstrate during interviews, this is an exception.

Below is a demonstration of Tuna's knowledge on big words and how eloquent her example is!

It's so obvious she used thesaurus and they are used in wrong context. I'm actually embarrassed. I mean...wow...This is so embarrassing I want to try it out myself!

You guys are just kvetching because I'm nimble and comely! I don't blame you. I have it all: aptitude and sycophancy. You got naught! Your hate will only anathematize you. Love instead!

You're dumb, Tuna. And it's nice you disrespected your fans...yet again. Don't bother trying to use big words for your future interviews, if you're lucky that is. I anticipate you'll know the questions ahead of time to go over your answers with the help from your Muffy friend.

ATTENTION:

The purpose of this blog is to help expose lies and offer opinions on latest news. However, Tuna has not been making headlines since March and her high facebook activity is something I do not wish to blog about unless they really catch my attention. So after my next entry about her Mr. Buttons, I will no longer blog unless it meets my criteria: it made headlines and if not, her posts must really catch my attention. I couldn't give two shits about her Illuminati fascination anymore. I couldn't give two shits if she post about her walls at home is talking to her just because she ate paint chips. No headlines, boring posts, forget it. This facebook posting is becoming annoying and a waste of my time.

Stay tune!