24 Tila Tequila - The New Girl 6 Gal

Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!

11 Tila Tequila: Illuminati Victim Or Just A Wanna-be?

[I started writing this entry since Monday, so please excuse the first paragraph. The recent news regarding about her latest "stunt" will be discussed in this entry.]

Because Tuna is still quiet and there are no news worthy enough to write about, I've decided to discuss about Tuna's obsession with the Illuminati. No, it's not about sex and lying to her fans this time. I chose to share this for two reasons: To call her out and help expose those secret groups who claims to "rule the world". What I mean by calling her out will be explained later.

First and foremost, all my knowledge were basically obtained from a website called Vigilant Citizen, a website dedicated in exposing about the Illuminati, its mysterious symbols, its connections with the world events, and many others. For those who are new may find this entry vague, hard to understand, and maybe even offensive. To counter-attack this, you must obviously do some research and ultimately decide if these conspiracies are just conspiracies or have truth in them. Though being open-minded would be best. While I won't go into heavy details about the Illuminati, let alone, don't consider myself an expert on this, but will share the most common symbols we see in the media and explain why this is relevant to Tila Tequila.

33 Hello, Amy Hollywood!

Between very late January and early February days, an unprecedented event of silence took place. Not only was Tuna quiet, but her persistent, foul-mouth, retarded caps-lock-loving troll was as well. Strangely enough, this troll who runs under various twitter accounts, did not wish Tuna a Happy Valentine's Day. My point is, those days of absence felt great and I hope Tuna dear will be less active from now on, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Anyways, looks like Tuna has another personality on board. I will get to that after discussing about her alleged world tour.

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

8 Tila Tequila Just Got Corked By Chyna

Well, the winner for best celebrity sex tape 2012 is revealed. In my opinion, I am quite disappointed Tuna Tequila lost because all her life is evolved around masturbation, promiscuity, and among other sexual activities I care not to know. Who is the winner? Chyna. Her real name is Joan Marie Laurer, former female American wrestler turned pornographic actress. Perhaps Tila can become Chyna's protégée? Just a thought.