17 "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Haters!"

A thank you to Network305 for sharing me this link!

Last year, ParalyzedQueen, a proudly self-proclaimed "biggest grammar nazi in the world" made a dumb video begging encouraging Tila's Army of Idiots to make a video for Tila's 38th birthday. You should check out the rules she'd made. It's so unbelievably stupid and laughable at the same time. Fast forward a year later and you would have thought this girl would eventually wake the fuck up, but we was all wrong. Here is her latest rant about us, haters:

16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

15 Huge Comeback On TV?

Tila tweeted about being in the Urban Ink Magazine and rather than share the photos right away, decided to make her remaining or fake fans wait, as if her photos are the Picasso masterpiece...not. Anyways, I was kind enough to do a simple search and found only these photos: (currently I don't know if these are the photos from Urban Ink Magazine at this point)

3 Dear Promoters: Stop Using Old Photos

Seriously. If I were really dumb and that retarded, I would try to sue your stupid asses for false advertising! The photos were taken years ago. How old? Probably between 2004 and 2007. It is now 2011, soon to be 2012. Don't treat us as if we were born yesterday. I presume your decisions were based on the fact that either Tila does not look beautiful, but with her pornographic infamous status, will take any opportunity regardless to draw in sleazy crowds, or Tila have requested to those responsible of making these cheesy posters to use any photos they wish...as long they're not current:

8 I'm Back...Sort Of.

Hello, all! I'm back! In case you're wondering why I've returned, well, let me tell you although I may back, but my style will be slightly different. First, I've returned because there were some good shit happening during my absence. I honestly did missed blogging here and when it comes to Tila, it brings a lot of chuckles and blogging about them was fun, sometime exhausting, but fun regardless.

Secondly, so, with blogging back in business, what is this difference am I talking about? We all know my opinions about Tila Tequila were pretty extreme. I've decided to be less harsh and rather share the latest news in a more mature way. I hope this won't scare you away. If you would like to write an article, please email me. If you have photos to share, make sure it's hosted by twitpic or imageshack. File attachments will be rejected! Thank you for showing your support and I look forward to blogging. Also, because we all have lives and things to do, I can't cover all the latest news this time, so bear with me, okay? Thank you.

QOCAP