27 Tila's Rot Spot v.2 Adult Theme For Minors?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

With 2011 behind us, we can expect more lies, mostly recycled ones, spewing out of Tuna's dragon lady's mouth for 2012. A big sigh. Tila posted on her facebook that she'll be launching an adult website on January 14th, one month away from Valentine's Day, thinking people still gives a shit about her nymphomaniac behavior when in reality, the midget hogul already "jumped the shark" and is refusing to go away. Speaking of January 14th, why not on Valentine's Day, Tit? Your lesbian sex tape was released around that time. You should honor your accomplishment.

As usual, Tila wants to convince us she's very assiduous about making her projects a success and how awesome it'll be, especially her attempt at celebrity blogging. "For SO LONG I have been busting my ASS OFF working on this Celebrity Gossip Blog..." So, what went wrong? Why does she suck at everything except sucking cocks and eating pussies, QOCAP? Either Tila doesn't understand about marketing or it's her lack of talent. I choose the latter obviously. But then again, Tila had no desire to actually dethrone Perez Hilton (she couldn't if she actually tried) but used celebrity blogging as a front to "bash random celebs". And this is coming from someone who preached about being a loving person, a child of god, and wanting peace? Yes. A total fake and a nutcase.

Part of narcissism includes "a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)" (source). For veteran haters, we were able to see that demonstration on this poor dragon lady. If Tila was successful, she would be in films that made its way to your local movie theaters by now. She would have gained "real fans". She would be a guest on popular tv shows like The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, or hell, maybe on Orpah. If I were to pick what show she'll have a better chance to be on is the Dr. Phil show. How sad for Tuna to constantly embarrass herself. Fame is a drug, people.

Now it's come to this: Making an adult website, posting archive photos of yourself. Well, sounds like Tila Tequila Uncorked wasn't a hit. When you know you made a sex tape and getting gigs at sleazy strip clubs or bars, and reverting to your old days, you know the shit has finally hit the fan! I don't want to repeat myself about how phony her enthusiasm really is, so I'll give you a link to some screencaps of Titla bragging about how awesome her projects will be here, here, here, here, and here.

The samples have the theme of working very hard. I believe Tila does not understand html (I don't mean how to make love), css, and php, so she hires a webmaster to do the work for her, which is nothing to be ashamed of. However, speaking from personal experience, it does not take a lot of effort to build websites. Creating flash files and depending how much materials you plan to add takes time, but it is not a hard work. Shit, there are programs that does it for you like Adobe Dreamweaver. Judging by her layouts, I could have her shitty site up and running within an hour.

I'm sure her small, yet genuine fans, must be thrilled about Tila going back to webcam for intimate interactions. I wasn't around that time of hotspot activity, so I don't know how long she kept her webcam up and whether or not if her v.2 adult site will suffer the same fate as celebrity blogging. Regardless of my opinion, the fact remains about her hooking activity online. I have no doubt she sells herself offline, but her old website charges visitor to see her strip and even masturbate. Isn't that prostituting yourself? Yes? No? With no lambo and low on cash, I anticipate her new adult site will NOT be free. Prepare yourself to be aghast. Saigon whore price isn't cheap, even the loose vagina ones like Tuna herself.

I'm actually proud of Tila doing something she's naturally good at: Being a dirty perverted whore she is, and absolutely nothing more. She is a dirty whore with an ugly face, thanks to her plastic surgeries. Sad. It's even more sad she's going to abandon her kiddie fans who waste their time feeding her ego. But that's okay. Most of them are fake.

Now, will Tuna launch her new site on time? Will she make the excuse of website crashing? Will she say new ideas delayed the launch, sorry folks? Will she boast her server is shared with msn and tmz? Will she say she'd fired her staffs and is hiring new ones? Hell, will she say her new site is going to put YouPorn out of business? Oh, so many questions! Adult Video News are going to announce the winners in late January. Perhaps Tila should add her nomination on her splash page? After all, that is her theme. Congratulations to Tila for understanding Hollywood doesn't want her and sticking to what she's really worth: a man's dick and to be thrown away after use. Ouch.

Regarding about her underage fans, let's just hope Tuna will have the decency to put 18 and up message on her splash page and make it safe (this time). This would be a legitimate concern, considering the fact Tila Tequila does admit her fans are underage and have been accused of allowing minors to interact with adults on her dating site or at her hotspot. So, Tila, now that you are old and hopefully wiser, if you're planning to revert yourself, do it right this time. I doubt you have any interest to relive your Tila TV unless it pays you money.