44 Dear Visitors: A Proposal

A reader, Joann, requested I should share this idea with you guys. This idea had been suggested before as a matter of fact but the lack of attempt got an inclusive result, so it doesn't hurt to try this time. If this proposal succeeds, it would have a devastating effect on our poor Tila Tequila, but most importantly, devastate her ad revenue and site traffic, which is part of her income since she doesn't have a full-time job (unless she's still hooking quietly).

Without haters, Tila would be more less than what she is today, whatever the fuck that is. There are more haters and it is the haters who are the fuels to her demanding needs for attention and the incentive to remain alive. If haters go away, her site will practically be dead because the lack of fanbase. If that wasn't true, then what's with these overwhelming negative comments and thumb downs? Surely Tila and her fans wouldn't pretend to be us to help proof their case that we're all psychos (does voodoo ring any bell?), right? I mean, let's face it, who's more of a psycho by cutting their arms, seducing minors, and proclaiming to save us all from evil as oppose to leaving negative feedbacks?

Not only from haters, but Tila is lucky enough that very few online tabloids have little interest in her but what kind of news is this skank selling, though? Upcoming films? Upcoming gigs? No. It's usually about suing some poor innocent target of sexual harassment without sufficient evidence or being stalked. Tila does not thrive on fans. Tila does not thrive from the media. Tila thrives on negativism. Don't believe me? Read any Tila hate blogs you can find and despite their hateful objectivity, the revelation is pretty alarming and it makes you wonder why she has some fans in the first place. The answer is simple: Tila Tequila has no genuine talent in any respectable fields and her only way to have a spotlight whatsoever is to act like a crazy bitch. The crazier, the better. That's her motto. Hell, she alone, promotes hatred and violence subconsciously (she believes she's spreading positive energy). And sadly, today's society loves trashy shows...ahem, like A Shot At Love.

Being nice won't get Tila anywhere (not that I'm calling her nice), since she doesn't have anything to stand out besides her fake wonky breasts, so like any trashy people out there, chose to be insipid and crazy to get noticed, hoping to get a break eventually and if it means to manipulate and use others along the way, then so be it. As a matter of fact, it goes with the territory for those struggling people. Tila have said numerous times that it is haters who made her famous and I use the term, famous, very loosely. She's right on this one because there's more of us and trust me, we're so far from being appreciated, otherwise, we're thanked with sarcasm. Not only that, this is the best evidence and proof that whenever she says "the haters made me famous," she's literally saying "fuck you" to her own fans. She never thanked them for making her famous, but thanked them for kissing her disgusting ass instead. The joke's on them for being blind all this time. You can get more information about Tila's treatment toward her underage naive fans here.

One of my favorite movies includes Jawbreaker. If you haven't seen this film, do so. In a nutshell, there's this nerdy lonely girl who has hard time fitting in the school she goes to and there's these popular, but evil, girls who took her under their wings and made her just as popular. However, an action from the girl pissed them off and out of retaliation, embarrassed her, which resulted in the loss of her own popularity. Here's the scene on YouTube where the popular girls got pissed off and took away the girl's popularity. Unfortunately, I can't embed the clip as it's disabled.

Why am I bringing this up? There's a little parallel here in my opinion. If Tila truly believes it was us, haters, that made her famous, then we have the power to take away her so-called fame at discretion. We made her, folks. If this bitch continues to taunt and challenge us, then let us take away the privilege we've given her and see how she likes to be ignored completely and without us, her so-called fame and little army will dissipate because no one is paying any attention to her. No attention from the general public, no one would offer this twit jobs, even grand opening for strip club appearances.

Keep playing with fire and you'll bargain more than what you've asked for. After all, Tila, we made you famous. Those are your own words, not ours. And ranting we've lost the privilege to have fun with of ridiculing you have no effects on most of us, at least me for instance. To rant about haters whining and crying they're unable to comment fails to amuse me. I find it quite offending because this is not a tragic loss and we've played this game before. Everyone knows she can't keep this requirement going no more than two days, if not, a day. Why she does it is to feel control. She's basically a tyrannical administrator. I think she makes a perfect housewife for Kim Jong II. She considers hate comments as spam and thus, bans anyone who insults her and getting under her skin is easier than opening a pickle jar. Yes, she's that sensitive.

She calls haters mentally unstable, stalking "bumfuck" criminals but I highly beg to differ. Hey, maybe I should buy Tila a mirror for Christmas now that we *coughs* know where she lives. Ya think? Sorry, but sending her anything is not worth my time and money. Anyways, sorry for this long entry but I feel it was necessary to make our point. Tila is convinced we've made her famous. And aren't we all sick and tired of not being appreciated? Well, I think it's time we take away her privilege by making her a complete no-body. The goal may not make her really go away, but if we all work together, we can effect this bitch in other legal ways where we're safe no matter what! I'm saying this because Tila is a natural-born suer and can't sue us for not coming to her shitty site. Who generates more site traffic really? The haters or the fans? Would it be a coincidence if the traffic diminished once the haters stop visiting or remains the same?

Yes! It can happen if we try and work together! And you know what's the best part of this challenge? You don't have to do a damn thing! Tila thinks we have no lives and live only for her. Well, my friends, let's prove this ugly bitch wrong by not visiting her site. Let us create the duration and see what kind of results we'll get. The longer the hiatus, the better the results would be. Face it, Tila's entries are the same. Tila has her facebook and twitter page (I doubt she'll make them private), so go there if you want to know her latest ...whatever, or best of all, just surf Tila hate blogs as we'll do the reports for you.

Not going to her website will effect her ad revenue. No high traffic? No business. Ad blocks are not enough. Like I said earlier, that's part of her income. If you really want to piss off Tila, stop going to her site upon the dates we've set up for. You won't miss any big news as we'll be reporting for you. I would like to see haters accept and take this challenge seriously to see what happens. Tila and her fans will become desperate to the point they'll impersonate us. This will also prove how many fans Tila really has. Who has a lot of time sitting on their ass all day and night commenting under different names? That's what I mean by having the hiatus long as possible. No one can keep up the charade. And if those morons do impersonate as haters (they'll risk of being kicked out as their IP address can be seen), good luck wasting your time by using different computers you can access to. As for us, haters, can just sit back and do nothing and get sources elsewhere. Remember, our goal is to effect her ad revenue, site traffic, and prove Tila needs us. We don't need her. She's a toy we all like to play and discard with.

So, if people are willing to accept this challenge by avoiding her misstilaomg.com website, hallo out and pass this message to other haters you know and we'll have further discussions for ideas or revisions. Also, I'm no good at understanding site traffic analysis, so if anyone knows a reliable site and can understand the statistics, that would be very helpful!

As much as I want this challenge to be accepted, I doubt no one would try as haters are scattered all over the net and they'll miss the memo or not interested at all. I mean, it's not like there's haters headquarter, right? This is just an idea, folks. So, if you want to voice your opinion, please do so. We would like to hear from you.