24 Poor, Poor Tila and Other Shitfest

Wow. How dumb can you be and never anticipate some hater would take the time off rummaging through your old garbage, Titla? You know, there's that beautiful saying: One man's garbage is another man's treasure. That's what I love about Tila's archives. She tries so hard to delete files or hopes no one would figure out the real truth behind the words she say or the words she types. Her AOI constantly falls for her bullshit. Why is that? Sure, they're idiots, but I think there's a deeper reason we're so dying to know. I consider this a phenomenon that deserves to be studied. If someone constantly lies to you and it's blatant, a normal human being would confront the liar or find a better person. But not Tila Army. I speculate with others that perhaps Tila's fans are psychologically messed up and suffer low self-esteem. Other possibility is Tila creating fake accounts to deceive the general public of having a large fanbase, when in reality, have few and most are underage.
Out of all Tila Army soldiers though, Mittiee and BeyondBettyJean (sorry if I spelled these names wrong) stands out the most, in my opinion. And it's strange BeyondBettyJean, who's twenty-eight (as she claims), is a fan of Tila Tequila. You would think someone her age would realize the lies and find a better role model. It irritates me Tila Army's excuses are always the same: You're just jealous!. She's the only celebrity that actually interacts with her fans! Um, no and no. There is nothing to be jealous about this deranged woman who promotes hatred and violence. The "spread positive energy and love" is just a front. A sociopath is a manipulator who's first step is to charm their targets to earn their trust and step two, control. Read all Tila hate blogs and the answers will reveal itself. It's very clear Tila has no genuine passion for her fans and they're nothing but pawns. And the reason Tila interacts with her fans is because she's not a celebrity. She's below the Z-list. She's hated by the media and people alike. Hell, even Kid Rocks subtly admits of loathing her.

 

While researching, I'd archived her myspace page (you know, that made her infamous just for having most friends, like that certifies you of earning a celebrity status, and found a photo that she currently has as her twitter background page:

I feel pretty foolish thinking this was her recent photo-shoots, but turns out I was wrong. The photo was uploaded back in June 2008. Now, for those who keep track of Tila's miserable life on regular basis (or when we feel like it), knows Tila has an embarrassing habit of archiving old slutty photos of herself. Why? I don't know. I could guess because all the drugs she'd abused fucked up her face and desperately want to believe she still looks young and beautiful. *snorts* So, I'm letting those who don't know realize this, too, is an old picture. Moving on.

Let us rejoice the fact Tila has finally found another famewhoring soulmates, Michael Lohan and Kate Major! Awwwwwww...it's so sweet Tila has found new friends! Oh, but wait! What do I see here?

I guess this moron forgot to delete that tweet. Dumbass. I'll put the suspicion of Tila seducing Michael Lohan to get Lindsay's attention thought aside. Michael Lohan and Kate Major are back together -- yuck! was tweeted on October 7th and on October 24th, Tila invited those losers for her embarrassing pea-sized birthday bash at Mr. Chow's and posted this phony "we're friends" entry:

Two things come to my mind: How long will this superficial friendship last or when will Tila Tequila press charges for sexual harassment against Mr. Lohan? *gasp* The suspense is literally killing me! Interestingly, while reading Tila's old twitter account, I found this (like so many others):

For those who are unaware, Joe Francis, the founder of Girls Gone Wild franchise, no longer associates with her. Hmmmm...I wonder why. Probably realized this whore's not profitable. Either way, as much as I find Joe repulsive and terrible as Tila herself, he made the right decision to get the fuck out...gracefully. And by the way, does Tila have a motto of "keep your friends close and your enemies closer?" Why would she diss these people and suddenly praise them for being such good friends less than few weeks? Fishy, fishy! Unfortunately, the tiny goblin alien whore got all scared and deleted the entry. Funny. I remember she said she doesn't do that from this interview at 2:32 mark. And for those who try playing smart, she deleted her "Jane Tried to Kill Me" entry prior to this interview, so you were saying?





Sorry, but I just had to share this. Honestly, I never knew about this tweet until I discovered it (which was few days ago) and finds this hilarious. Well, Tila Army fans, wait no longer! Behold my sample Dress Up Tila Flash Game! You're welcome.

When I read this tweet, I was wondering why was she named "Tina" and the tweet above answered my question or is it a coincidence?

Remember Tila wrote she's moving into a new mansion and claims it was purchased as a birthday gift? Well, try and guess what was the real reason:

"Plus moving was mostly for my SAFETY! Due to unfortunate situations that took place recently, I felt like I really needed to move so that my safety and privacy is protected by certain crazed stalkers…."
My guess is good as yours.



*cue in a violin* Poor you. Poor you, Tila. So you were beaten, proves how much your daddy and mommy loves you. I'm not advocating child abuse is nothing, but because Tila works so hard of pissing people off, I feel no empathy, nor sympathy, for her past situation. In fact, I laughed when I found these and continues to do so! Tila thrives being hated and ridiculed at...so much it's kind of sick, actually. Well, like I said the last time: Her daddy wasn't the man enough. Boo-hoo. And sweetie, you're always playing the fucking victim. You're so good at it. Consider that as your second talent besides being a fucking worthless whore.

I have more stuff to blog about but I'm tired right now and need a break.