33 What Vogue? Database011010 is Tila!

Back in November 12th, Tila announced she was going to be in Italian's version of Vogue magazine:

This morning, Tila shared us her narcissistic excitement about being "featured" in some magazine called The Source, a magazine, which, I've never heard of until now. If you're wondering about the Italian Vogue project, consider that as a big typo on Tila's behalf. However, it is also plausible regardless as Vogue magazines are monthly released; but that is not to say she can't share us a preview, right? Vogue magazines are known to have gaunt and tall models. Why in the world would they accept this midget whore if she's not even five feet tall? Hell, this skank is not respected in most media outlets (unless they're trash where she's welcomed), but instead, a joke like William Hung from American Idol. Passing amusements, right?

Anyways, like always, Tila has a habit of contradicting and twisting words around. In fact, when you know she's aware of her own lies and contractions, it's adhered by that childish "hehehe" at the end of a sentence. So, in this entry, Tila claims to be oblivious about her feature in The Source magazine. However, I actually find it not entirely so:

"I don't know when it's coming out" would have been sufficient, but instead, to feed her ego to the farthest level an ego could go, had to ramble this bullshit instead. So, she had no idea she was going to be featured, but added she had a photo-shoot with The Source? This is what I like to call a "crack talk". It gets better. She, then, states it was a friend (with no name) who broke the news first, but then thanks the magazine for letting her know upon its release. It is safe to say this is an old tasteless photo, so I'm not surprised Tila's striving to sound she has work, work, work. Oh, and for someone who googles herself every day, you would think it would be this whore to break out the news first.

Sorry, skank, but changing your phone number (based on your old twitter account confessions) so often does mean you would be hard to get hold of (if not including emails), otherwise, you're so reachable because you have no employment. And where did you go within the last three months exactly? I doubt your imaginary Egypt trip for your birthday or New York was a pleasant one.

So, let me guess this straight, Tila: Your no-name friend informed you (assuming it was a phone call) about this and you'd never bothered to ask him to read the article, let alone, one paragraph? Or, your imaginary "boo" did, but you refuse to disclose what it's about, demanding encouraging your idiotic underage fans to buy that magazine all for profit, correct? Did I miss something? From the looks of it as well, isn't it part of photo-shooting celebrities and the Hollywood rejects to have interviews? If so, Tila just lied about not knowing what the hell the article, her article, is about. Like some hater said at her failed blog, "I guess she stopped trying." Word. Meaning, she doesn't try to keep her lies believable or even straight anymore. Sad.

I have to go with the latter, folks. And because Tila has another habit of referring someone by their gender or occupations, but never the names (you know, to help cover up her lies), I have to say this boo is a lie as it's obvious shot by Tila. She did not upload a high resolution this time because she's begging us to go purchase this issue. Riiiiight. Like I'm going to fork a penny on this piece of shit. Hey, Tila! Go shove your "feature" up your own ass! My tastes and interests are highly expensive and just too good compared to yours. Sorry. That's the truth.

Oh, and here's a kicker:

LOL!!!!!

From her “CRUMBLED LEAVES” entry *snorts*:

This Titla fan user has been around for quite a long time and is definitely an ass-kisser. I'm puzzled, and pretty shocked, to see his/her comments deleted. Anna, if you've stumbled here, (as I can't post there) I would love to know what database user said!

Okay. I went to proxywebsite.org to see what possible bread crumb I could find and behold!

aaaaaAAAAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!! Tila, you dumbass! I knew this "spread positive energy" is just a front! Any intelligent haters would never fall for that shit! So, it's true! Tila pretends to be all grown-up, tries to be nice to haters, but in the end, stayed the same by pretending to angelic, creates fake accounts to lash out at us!

I'm sure most of us already knew this, but we just couldn't prove it until now! Visit any poxy website, type in http://misstilaomg.com/2010/11/18/crumbled-leaves-by-miss-tila/ , and witness the embarrassment!