So, Tila went to Mr. Chow restaurant on her birthday (as opposed to going to Egypt), a place where many celebrities actually go to and believes Jame Franco was there for the purpose of her small party. Thankfully, he got out of there just in time because the skank showed up "two hours" late and had not infected him with whatever disease the whore has. Her little party went swell. What more could a person ask for to complete your birthday party when you have other untalented hated famewhores like Michael Lohan and Kate Major (whom I've never heard of until now) there to celebrate with you? It's like, I'm so jealous!.........NOT.
I'm sure Mr. Lohan would be pleased to know Tila Tequila called his daughter a "coke-face" and got excited after hearing about her jail sentence. This psycho is seriously obsessed with Lindsay and what ways to get closer other than by seducing her father? Out of so many z-list losers, Tila had to pick him. What a sick bitch. Lindsay doesn't like you, period.
UPDATE: Thanks to the haters, it turns out Emilia wasn't there and this photo was taken elsewhere. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
And as for James Franco, if this is his real twitter account, this is what he had to say:
Now, as a mogul, you would expect to afford endless supply of expensive clothes, including shoes, right? First, I want to recap one of her earlier entries regarding about this unspoken rule in the celebrity world. My most favorite trs blogger, Fatty McFatterson, dedicated an entry about this actually. A must read!
For Tila's birthday, she decided to recycle by wearing that inappropriate lingerie outfit and wore shoes she'd worn in UK:
The price? $69.50!
It doesn't end here. Here's another Tila's fashion fiasco written by Fatty:
LOL! Loves it!
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Loves it! QOCAP you rock! It's a shame that Fatty quit the Rotspot, but you more than make up for it!
I can't stop giggling at how she's claiming James Franco showed up for her birthday party. If she really believes that, she's nuttier than thought. But if she's saying it just to see if her Army will believe her, she's more evil than I thought.
Imagine James Franco reading her creepy blog entry about him and thinking to himself, "Wow, Tila Tequila has a crush on me! I've been waiting for a girl like her my whole life. Maybe I'll surprise her by coming to her big birthday bash and proclaim my undying love for her!"
Frankly, I think *I* have more of a chance with James Franco than she does!
LOL That black and white photo was actually taken elsewhere and not at Mr. Chow's! What the hell are you doing, you stupid bitch?
I like how you don't mince words about your feelings for the skank QOCAP...lol and I feel exactly the same way.
I doubt very seriously if James Franco came to her birthday dinner personally to see her. As if he reads that piece of trash blog of hers and saw what she wrote about him and decided to go see her at Mr. Chow.
I definitely don't believe she BOUGHT a house with 5 bedrooms, she don't have that kind of bank but if she does move into a house with 5 bedrooms it's because she's sharing the house with some other girls or she moved into a whore house. lol.
Her friend Emilia, if that is indeed her friend (it could be someone she just met) moves in with her it's to help to pay the rent and why is she moving anyway? She just moved the first of this year.
They probably told her to move from the complex she's at now because she keeps up too much of a disturbance.
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I hope James Franco eventual gets a Restraining Order against her - wouldn't that just be a hoot and a holler.
This was a great great post Qocap, as always. Thank you for doing it timely - I was anxious to read the whore's lies for a good laugh. At the moment though, I am beyond words. Whore goblin gets more delusional daily.
The hilarity continues. Franco's fansite called her out on Twitter:
#FAIL Tina Tequila @TilaOMG James wasn't at Mr Chow to celebrate yr bday but to toast 127 HOURS w/VanSant & Boyle http://tinyurl.com/2cj5vxw
LOL @ Tina!
I LOLed so much at Tina Tequila. That is perfect. I think you're exactly right about her motives for hanging out with Michael Lohan. Someone said in the comments on her blog that she probably wants to steal him from Kate Major and marry him so she can be Lindsay's stepmom as a "fuck you." Also somebody found a Radar story where Lindsay said she was humiliated that her dad is hanging out with Tila and they have a quote from Michael saying that he was only there because Tila needed business advice. Even he won't fess up to being friends with her. It's just too sad, and a little too funny.
Ok guys..here we go. I hope Gary has a good case, it sticks and this biatch goes down...big time.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/court-documents-tila-tequilas-ex-boyfriend-files-tro-claims-kidnapping-and
Who knows, when it come to Tila and her ilk, who knows what's real and not. These people will do anything to make a headline.
@BigPoppaPhat...that's what I was thinking. I should have said "I hope Gary has a legit case and it sticks".
I looked at the video again of her arriving at her birthday dinner and when one of paps ask her if she was involved in a kidnapping she calmly says "me...I don't know" and kept walking.
That leads me to believe her and Gary cooked this up together for publicity or Tila really did what Gary accused her of.
If it was me and I didn't know anything about this whether it was a publicity stunt or an actual kidnapping, the first reaction me or any normal person would have is to stop dead in our tracks and say to the paps "what kidnapping, who got kidnapped and what has it got to do with me" or something along those lines.
Her reaction was totally different. It's like she already knew what they were talking about.
Man, that kidnapping allegation is just too ridiculous. Tila Tequila is a crazy fugly bitch. That's a fact, but to actually stoop to this level? Wow. Just. Wow. IMO, it's all bullshit and just a publicity stunt.
OMG if you guys have not seen this you need to watch. I hope this dude has proof of what he is saying on here especially about Casey Johnson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flLYRQrPiWM&feature=player_embedded
Wow. I don't know what to make of it. I looked at the Radar article and watched the youtube vid. If this is a hoax, Garry is deeping himself deep in shit. Garry seemed sober and coherent in the youtube vid - I know a lot of crazies can seem that way, but I mean there was something that just seriously sounded legit in his demeanor, voice, affect.
There is probably truth in the middle somewhere. What I think is funny as hell though, is the picture on Radar makes the whore bitch look like a psycho. Nice weave slut!
Garry may have been caught up with Tila once, much like her AOI maybe he believed the lies thinking he was hooked up with a real hollywood "star".
I have been optimistic about Tila's downfall before and have always been disappointed. However, I find myself silently praying, okay I'm actually shouting to the heavens - please God let this be true.
The only nudge I feel is the whole arriving at the b-day dinner, she knew something was up, really, unless she was shocked or something but I don't know. What concerns me is the allegation about Casey's death. Seriously, the Johnson family has suffered enough, if this is another hoax, publicity stunt then - please God may they both burn in hell. Well, the whore is already heading that way, but maybe she will get the bowels for enternity for this.
Sorry about all the spelling errors, I really need to proof read.
this comment from the TMZ website was worth the copy and paste:
I know both Garry and Tila. Tila is a sociopathic nutjob. Garry has always been totally chill, compassionate guy. This story is so far-fetched, I find it hard to believe from anyone. Garry has never been a fame-whore in the same vein most fame-whores are formed. He wants success and recognition in his field (photography) but he always has come off as legit and credible and I've never known him to pad the truth or create stories out of whole cloth.
If Garry says this happened, no matter how absurd, I'd err on the side of believing him. He's a private guy, why would he throw out something so unbelievable and kill all chances of a legitimate career and private life?
Tila on the other hand, is just crazy enough to do this. She has at least one friend who is a private pilot, so it wouldnt be a big deal for him to do her a favor. I imagine if they drugged up the girl enough to shut her up, but not pass out, they could get her on board a private plane and fly her anywhere.
Posted at 12:25 PM on Oct 27, 2010 by taurus
I would like to request further discussions about this allegation be posted at the newest entry. Thank you. :)
Whoever told Mr. Bradshaw he had a gift for fashion needs to be slapped. Hard.
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